The Last Black Unicorn

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Later, he said the same thing to me. He said, “When I
mrst saw you at the door, I was thinking, ͷis bitch has got
skinny. She looks like she on drugs. She wore the fuck out. I’m
not feeling this at all.”
Yeah, but I was TRYING to dress like a crackhead, for
the movie. He wasn’t trying to be fat and ugly, he just was.


Tiffany:     “Well,  you     can     stay    in  the     living  room    part.
You can sleep on the couch. It folds out, if you want to
go to sleep. I’m about to go to work.”

I went to work, came back to the room. He’d cleaned up
the room, bought nowers and stuĉ. He took me out to a
really nice restaurant. The next day, he took me shopping.
He didn’t try to fuck me, he didn’t try to kiss me or
nothing. So I started thinking he was gay, because why you
buying me stuĉ, and taking me to nice restaurants, and not
trying to fuck me?
ͳen he went back to Georgia. ͳe next weekend, I
drunk-dialed him, and he showed right back up the next
day, and he took me out again. ͳat’s when Harry Potter
was hot, so I got him to buy me the whole Harry Potter
book series. I got him to buy me some stuĉ from Victoria’s
Secret. I was like, If he’s gay, he can just buy me everything.
Fuck it.
I don’t mind hanging out with gay dudes. I just really
thought he was gay. ͳen the following weekend, it was his
birthday.

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