The Last Black Unicorn

(Ann) #1
Ex-Husband: “No.    You tripping.”

I grabbed the phone, and I started texting her: “Why?”
She texts back in two seconds, like she’s a professional text
messager.
Lisa: “Because you said you was giving me some money to
get my nails and hair done tonight.”
I texted back, and I read my message out loud, “ ‘Well you
know my wife be spending up my money.’ ”
As I texted that back, he got so mad. He grabbed me by
the head and pushed my head into the window. He was
trying to get the phone, and I was pulling the phone back.


Tiffany:    “Nigga, what    is  wrong   with    you?    Like    what    the
fuck is wrong with you? What did I tell you about
putting your motherfucking hands on me? Get your
motherfucking hands off of me!”

Then    he  pulled  over,   and he  took    the phone   from    me.

Tiffany:     “Why    you     don’t   want    her     to  know    that    your
wife’s spending your money? What’s up with that?
What’s up with that? What’s up with that? What’s up
with that?”

When we black women repeat our words, you know shit
is bad. Well, shit was bad.


Ex-Husband: “You    need    to  shut    the fuck    up.”
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