But now, shit was diĉerent. I was done taking this. I was
ready to commit murder. I was ready to kill. I got in my car
and left the house, and I drove to the police station.
First the police station was closed when I got there. I’m
like, What the fuck? How can a police station be closed?
ͳey had an emergency phone outside the front door, so
I picked it up:
Operator: “Yes? May I help you?”
Tiffany: “I’m about to kill somebody. I’m about to
commit motherfucking murder.”
Operator: “Excuse me?”
Tiffany: “I’m out here at the police station. Y’all need
to lock me up, because I’m about to kill my husband. If
y’all don’t lock me up right now, there’s gonna be a
dead body.”
Operator: “Where are you?”
Tiffany: “I’m outside the police station, so y’all could
lock me up, ’cause I’m about to make a murder.”
Operator: “Don’t go anywhere. I’m gonna have one of
the officers come out.”
The policeman comes out.