I did the punchline, and nobody laughed, and I just was
looking like a deer in the headlights. ͳis one dude from the
audience spoke up.
Guy: “It’s all right, though, you mne. At least you look
good.”Tiffany: “You got that right. Some of y’all get a female
comic, and she don’t be funny, and she be ugly, too. At
least I ain’t ugly.”And then one of the girls sitting next to him said in a real
bitchy voice:
Girl: “Yeah, whateva.”ͳey were all on their phones, chilling there, giving
attitude. ͳat chick, she was just on her phone the whole
time, just texting. She was sitting right in the front, so I
could see her real good. If I saw her in the streets today, I
would still know her right away.
I was supposed to get paid $2500 for that show, and
when I came oĉ the stage, they had already called my
manager. My manager called me mfteen minutes after I got
off the stage, and he was like:
Manager: “ͳey’re only gonna give you $500 for this
show. They said it was pretty bad.”Tiffany: “Yeah, it was pretty bad. I’m cool with that.”