The Last Black Unicorn

(Ann) #1
DJ: “Tiff,  you’re  amazing.    Do  you ever    do  parties?”

Tiffany:    “I  love    to  party.”

DJ: “I’d    love    for you to  work    for my  company.    We  do
executive parties and Bar Mitzvahs. Here is my card,
give me a call, let’s set up a meeting.”

I’m thinking this dude is disgusting. ͳe problem was, I
didn’t know what a Bar Mitzvah was. I had no clue. It just
sounded nasty. I thought he was so nasty, but I didn’t want
to be rude to him, so I took his card. I took it back to my
grandma.


Tiffany:     “Grandma,   this    man     asked   me  to dance    at
executive parties and Bar Mitzvahs. Can you believe
this?”

Grandma:     “Girl,  you     better  call    him.    ͳat’s   getting
close to your people.”

Tiffany:     “What   do  you     mean    ‘getting    close   to  my
people.’ ”

Grandma:    “Girl,  you Jewish.”

Tiffany:    “No,    I’m not.    I’m a   Jehovah Witness.”

Grandma:     “No,    you     not     a   Jehovah     Witness.    You’re
Jewish. Jehovah’s Witness is a religion. Your people is
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