The Last Black Unicorn

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I started laughing. I sucked, and I still got $500 though. I
might have been embarrassed in front of four thousand
people, but I can pay my light bill, get groceries, gas money.
I’m good.
ͳis is how I know I REALLY sucked: there was an after-
party, and the student that was in charge of activities, when
we first got there before the show, he was like:


Student Host:   “Yeah,  you gotta   come    to  the after-party.
It’s gonna be so much fun. Tiĉany, you demnitely gotta
be there. Everybody’s gonna be so excited to see you.”

And then, after the show, that dude came and talked to
Tony Rock:


Student  Host:   “Yeah,  so  the     party’s     gonna   be  hype.
We’re gonna pick you up from your hotel in about one
hour. It’s gonna be great. We got bitches. We got
booze. You gonna love it.”

And then he looked at me, rolled his eyes, and walked
the fuck out of there.


Tony    Rock:   “Ooo,   nigga.”

Tiffany:    “What?”

Tony    Rock:    “Yep,   your    ass     really  was     bad.    You’re  not
invited to the party, Tiff.”
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