The Last Black Unicorn

(Ann) #1

excited.


Cry Baby:   “So what    did you think?”

Tiffany:    “I  thought it  was pretty  interesting,    it’s    cool.”

Cry Baby:   “You    see how I’m the man up  there?”

Tiffany:    “You    not the man,    you the audience    warm-up.
You warm up the audience.”

Cry Baby:   “Why    you talking to  me  like    that,   bitch?”

Tiffany:    “Why    you talking to  me  like    that?”

Cry Baby:   “You    disrespecting   me?”

Tiffany:     “You’re     disrespecting   me,     what    do  you     want
from me?”

Cry Baby:   “Girl,  you know    what    I   want    from    you.”

Tiffany:     “I  do  know    what    you     want,   and     guess   what?
You not my type. Your titties are bigger than mine, I’m
not interested, it ain’t never going nowhere. So you
just need to chill. We comedians, and that’s that.”

Cry Baby:   “Man,   fuck    you,    stupid  bitch.”

I just kinda laughed it oĉ. I know his feelings was hurt,
but whatever.

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