But he and I were on the same club circuit at the time,
and he was a bigger name than me then. So every time I
seen him—for mve years—he would bump me oĉ of comedy
shows.
If I was supposed to go up next, he’d tell the manager of
the club, “No, I want to go up.” He’d bump me. It got me
pissed, but I just held back and waited. I knew my time
would come.
Four years later, we were at the Laugh Factory, and the
Laugh Factory is my house. I host there, I headline there, it’s
my home. So he tries to bump me oĉ the show, and they
wouldn’t bump me.
Cry Baby: “Yeah whatever, Tiĉany, you mnna go up
there and bomb, you ’bout to ruin the whole thing for
everybody, you suck. You ain’t no real comic.”Tiffany: “Yes I am a real comic, and I’m about to
destroy this room, and you gonna have a hard time
following me.”Cry Baby: “Please. You ’bout to eat ass, you ’bout to
bomb.”Tiffany: “You the only motherfucker be overeating in
this bitch.”Right before I went on stage, I prayed to God to make me
as funny as possible in this one moment. If I’m never funny