The Last Black Unicorn

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Cry  Baby:   “Yeah,  I   see     your    commercials,    I   see     you
doing little shows, I saw you on Oprah channel.”

You can tell it’s bothering him, but I am always cool to
him, because he apologized and made his shit right. And I
will always forgive. I may not forget, but I will forgive
anyone, if the apology is sincere, and I feel his was sincere.


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Comedy is hard for anyone, but women have a diĉerent
level of hard.
So many promoters try to pull shit on women. I can’t tell
you how many tried to tell me that to get onstage, I had to
get on my back. Hell no!
I see young female comics now, and I can see the same
thing happening. Dudes try to take advantage of them, hold
a little bit of power over their heads. I see that going on so
much, and then I tell them, “Girl, don’t let him pull your ho
card. You’ll get more if you keep your legs closed, trust me.
You’ll get more stage time, you’ll get more performances,
just keep your legs closed.”
And it’s true. It is so funny, ’cause nobody told me that. I
saw all these girls fucking all these dudes and getting stage
time, and I just felt like I’m probably ruining my career,
’cause I wasn’t going to do that.
But those girls aren’t doing comedy no more. None of
them. ͳose girls that I started with that slept around, they

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