all got kids or they quit. Or it’s “I became a social worker”
or “I’m a nurse now.” ’Cause they was getting run through,
and how long can that go on?
They thought that was the way, and it’s not. You can’t get
your comedy stripes on your back, you got to earn ’em on
your own two feet. ’Cause you can’t fake funny.
ͳis one promoter, he tried to fuck me, and I said no. So
he told everyone he fucked me in a car at the back of the
comedy club. He told this lie to everyone.
I found out he was saying all this, and I went straight
hood. I stormed into the club he was promoting at, right
when all the comics were going to be there:
Tiffany: “What you saying about me? I was in your
motherfucking car? When was this?”Promoter: “You wasn’t in my car.”Tiffany: “Goddam right I wasn’t in yo trashy, broke-ass
hooptie. But you out here telling people that I was in
your car, and you fucked me in that car? And that I
was terrible in bed?”Promoter: “No, I said that your attitude is terrible,
because somebody trying to be with you and you ain’t
trying to give nobody the time of day.”Tiffany: “Well these niggas told me that you said that
you fucked me in the back of your car. And I’mma tell