The Last Black Unicorn

(Ann) #1

I was shooting the movie Girls Trip in New Orleans, and
Jada Pinkett Smith was in it with me. We got to become
pretty good friends on the set. One weekend, Will Smith
was coming into town, and Jada invited me to dinner with
her and Will.
I got all dolled up in my best cheap dress to go to dinner
with them at this restaurant called La Petite Grocery. ͳat
place really lived up to its name. Despite being very
expensive, it had very small portions of food. I ordered the
short rib and it’s just, like, one rib. Seriously, there’s just a
little morsel. There’s one bite.


Tiffany:    “Where’s    the rest    of  the meat?”

Jada:   “You    can order   as  many    as  you want,   Tiĉany. It’s
okay.”

Tiffany:     “Is     this    how     y’all   rich    people  stay    thin,   y’all
just eat like, a bite of food and that’s it? $30 for one
bite? That’s insane.”

ͳey also had crazy-expensive wine. I ain’t into that. I
asked the wine guy:


Tiffany:    “Do y’all   have    Barefoot    Moscato?”

ͳey did have it, and they were cool about bringing it to
me. Not snobby or anything.
If you don’t know, Barefoot is that wine they sell in the

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