smiling and bobbing his head.
I was thinking to myself: ͷis is fucking crazy. How could
this be my life?
Jada: “Who is this playing on the radio?”
Tiffany: “Oh, that’s Chris Brown, you don’t know who
Chris Brown is?”
Jada: “I don’t listen to his music, all I listen to is
Shaolin monks.”
I was like, What? Is that what rich people listen to—
monks? What the hell is she talking about?
We pulled up to the swamp tour, and it was a lot of
people out there waiting. Pretty much all of them white
people, too.
Jada: “Tiffany, why are all these people here?”
Tiffany: “They probably all got Groupons.”
Jada: “Tiffany, what is a Groupon?”
Tiffany: “What do you think it is?”
Jada: “I think it means you got your own boat that you
could take a group of people on.”
Tiffany: “No, Jada. It’s a discounted coupon that you