smiling and bobbing his head.
I was thinking to myself: ͷis is fucking crazy. How could
this be my life?
Jada: “Who is this playing on the radio?”Tiffany: “Oh, that’s Chris Brown, you don’t know who
Chris Brown is?”Jada: “I don’t listen to his music, all I listen to is
Shaolin monks.”I was like, What? Is that what rich people listen to—
monks? What the hell is she talking about?
We pulled up to the swamp tour, and it was a lot of
people out there waiting. Pretty much all of them white
people, too.
Jada: “Tiffany, why are all these people here?”Tiffany: “They probably all got Groupons.”Jada: “Tiffany, what is a Groupon?”Tiffany: “What do you think it is?”Jada: “I think it means you got your own boat that you
could take a group of people on.”Tiffany: “No, Jada. It’s a discounted coupon that you