The Last Black Unicorn

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can do  activities  with.   Why would   you think   that    I   had
my own boat, Jada?”

Jada:    “Will,  you     gotta   go  back    to  the     hotel.  Call
security right now to come and get you to take you
back to the hotel, because this gonna be a problem.
With all these people and stuĉ, you need to go home,
because it’s gonna be pandemonium. But I’mma stay,
’cause they not gonna recognize me.”

Will:    “Oh,    no  fair.   How     you     gonna   invite  me  on  the
swamp tour and not let me go on the swamp tour? I
want to go on the swamp tour.”

Tiffany:    “Yeah   Will,   tell    your    wife.   Y’all   gonna   be  safe,
y’all with me, Tiĉany Haddish. Ain’t nothing gonna
happen to y’all. I got my backpack, ain’t nobody mnna
mess with us, we’re gonna see what’s on this swamp.”

Jada:   “You    got a   backpack?”

See, I was trying to make it seem like I had a weapon in
my backpack, like I had it cracking. I was patting on the
backpack like, “We good, y’all. Like, ain’t nobody mnna mess
with us, I’m from South Central LA, we mnna have a good
time, I promise you that.”
Like I said, I was high. It made no sense.


Will:   “Man,   let’s   just    go. Let’s   just    do  it. I   came    all the
way out here, I want to get on the swamp tour.”
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