can do activities with. Why would you think that I had
my own boat, Jada?”
Jada: “Will, you gotta go back to the hotel. Call
security right now to come and get you to take you
back to the hotel, because this gonna be a problem.
With all these people and stuĉ, you need to go home,
because it’s gonna be pandemonium. But I’mma stay,
’cause they not gonna recognize me.”
Will: “Oh, no fair. How you gonna invite me on the
swamp tour and not let me go on the swamp tour? I
want to go on the swamp tour.”
Tiffany: “Yeah Will, tell your wife. Y’all gonna be safe,
y’all with me, Tiĉany Haddish. Ain’t nothing gonna
happen to y’all. I got my backpack, ain’t nobody mnna
mess with us, we’re gonna see what’s on this swamp.”
Jada: “You got a backpack?”
See, I was trying to make it seem like I had a weapon in
my backpack, like I had it cracking. I was patting on the
backpack like, “We good, y’all. Like, ain’t nobody mnna mess
with us, I’m from South Central LA, we mnna have a good
time, I promise you that.”
Like I said, I was high. It made no sense.
Will: “Man, let’s just go. Let’s just do it. I came all the
way out here, I want to get on the swamp tour.”