The Last Black Unicorn

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Jada:   “I  don’t   know,   I   don’t   think   it’s    gonna   be  okay,   I
don’t know.”

Tiffany:     “Nobody’s   gonna   bother  us.     I   promise     you
ain’t nobody gonna bother us.”

I went in and got the tickets myself, and we were all set
for one of the boats. I got Jada and Will out of the car, and
we went to the boat, and nobody was saying nothing. ͳis
was 2016, everyone was on their phones, right?
ͳen this redneck dude with missing teeth yelled out,
“Oh shoot, that’s Will Smith, right there.”
And everybody on the boat noticed, right as we stepped
on the boat. ͳey started clapping, everybody started
hollering and cheering. I stepped on first, and I was like:


Tiffany:    “ͳank   you,    thank   you everyone,   thank   you so
much.”

And people literally yelled out, “No, not you. Move out of
the way!! Will, Jada! Oh my gosh!”
And I was like, ͷat’s messed up. I’m the one who brought
them!


Redneck:     “Hey    Will,   what    part    of  Philadelphia    you
from?”

Will:   “West   Philadelphia.”
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