Redneck: “Born and raised, right? Did you spend most
of your days on the playground?”Will: “Yeah. Yeah, man.”Redneck: “Can I get a picture?”ͳen a girl jumped up and she asked if she can get a
picture, and somebody else asked if they can get a picture,
and then Will stood up:
Will: “Look, ladies and gentlemen, this is the Cajun
swamp tour, not the Will Smith tour. So let’s just
enjoy ourselves and see what we can see, and once
we’re done on this tour, then maybe Jada and I will
take pictures with you. Is that okay with everybody? Is
that all right with everybody?”Everyone cheered for him again. I was all mad and
jealous, because he didn’t even say anything funny, and
they’re cheering and clapping and laughing. ͷis is what
fame and money does. I need to get some damn money.
But it worked. We were just enjoying the swamp tour,
and we were learning about nutria, which is the largest
rodent. We learned about the diĉerent birds in the swamp.
It was really beautiful. We saw like six alligators, and we got
to feed marshmallows to the raccoons and alligators, it was
really cool.
Will kept asking the tour guide a bunch of questions and