stuĉ, and everybody was loving that, because Will Smith
was talking.
Near the end of the tour, Will was just sitting there with
his legs crossed, like how rich guys cross their legs, the
ankle on the knee so their balls can drop, and he was just
sitting there chilling.
Will: “Man, Tiffany, this is beautiful.”
Tiffany: “I know, right?”
Will: “I’m gonna have to get me one of these.”
Tiffany: “What, one of these boats?”
Will: “No, a swamp.”
Tiffany: “What?!”
I was thinking to myself, ͷis nigga ’bout to buy an
ecosystem?
I couldn’t just let him top me, though.
Tiffany: “You know what, I’m gonna buy me
something, too.”
Will: “What?”
Tiffany: “I’m gonna buy me an iceberg, and I’m gonna
melt it into yo swamp. Fuck up all yo complex