The Last Black Unicorn

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stuĉ, and everybody was loving that, because Will Smith
was talking.
Near the end of the tour, Will was just sitting there with
his legs crossed, like how rich guys cross their legs, the
ankle on the knee so their balls can drop, and he was just
sitting there chilling.


Will:   “Man,   Tiffany,    this    is  beautiful.”

Tiffany:    “I  know,   right?”

Will:   “I’m    gonna   have    to  get me  one of  these.”

Tiffany:    “What,  one of  these   boats?”

Will:   “No,    a   swamp.”

Tiffany:    “What?!”

I was thinking to myself, ͷis nigga ’bout to buy an
ecosystem?
I couldn’t just let him top me, though.


Tiffany:     “You    know    what,   I’m     gonna   buy     me
something, too.”

Will:   “What?”

Tiffany:    “I’m    gonna   buy me  an  iceberg,    and I’m gonna
melt it into yo swamp. Fuck up all yo complex
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