The Last Black Unicorn

(Ann) #1
can work    at  a   Bar Mitzvah?”

DJ   Timbo:  “I  demnitely   think   so.     She     has     the     energy.
She has a great smile. Great personality. I think she
can do it.”

Grandma:    “You    want    it, baby?”

Tiffany:    “Yeah.”

Grandma:    “How    much    you going   to  pay my  baby?”

DJ  Timbo:  “I’m    going   to  give    her $40 a   party.”

Grandma:    “You    want    to  make    $40 a   party?”

Tiffany:    “Sounds good    to  me.”

ͳen he started booking me for parties. I’ll never forget
the very mrst party I did. I got to work it with the brother of
DJ Timbo, ͳomas Ian Nicholas. He was in the movie
Rookie of the Year. He was working the party too, so I was
like, “Oh my.”
He was dancing with me, and he was like, “ͳis is how
you got to do it.”
I was like, “Boy, this kid is sure trying to be helpful to me.
He must think I’m hot.”
At the end of the party, I asked him for his number. He
told me I was a weirdo, and he didn’t give it to me. I had
been too aggressive.

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