The Last Black Unicorn

(Ann) #1

Amazon and Tophatter, why you got so many Groupons?
Like, you’re doing a lot of Groupon stuĉ, why are you doing
all this stuff?”
For example, I bought two cases of wine oĉ of Groupon,
because they had unicorns on the bottle. I buy sex toys on
Amazon. I buy all kinds of things that people think are
stupid, and I AM TIRED OF EXPLAINING MYSELF!
I guess I should explain that, too. ͳis was not my mrst
attempt at hiring an assistant. I got baggage here, as well.
Two years ago, my best friend was my assistant. She did
part-time work for me, assistant-type stuĉ. She was always
in my business, criticizing me.


Friend: “Oh my  God,    Tiffany,    why did you buy this?”

Tiffany:     “Shut   up.     I’m     gonna   buy     this    stuĉ,   I’ll    buy
whatever I want to buy.”

Friend:  “But    you’re  like,   wasting     money   on  gadgets
that barely work.”

Can you imagine having that conversation with
someone? I don’t want nobody telling me anything about
how I spend my money.
I had to let her go. She was getting to be like my mama.
It all started when I shot this Tyler Perry series in
Georgia. I needed help with getting a place to stay, learning
my lines, and just getting settled in Georgia. One day, I had
been talking to her on the phone, and I was like:

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