Tiffany: “Yeah, I gotta get somebody to help me mnd a
spot out there.”Friend: “I’ll help you. Shoot, I’m not working right
now. You should let me work for you.”Tiffany: “Cool. But I can only aĉord like $400 a
month.”Friend: “ͳat’s what’s up. I’m just gonna be excited to
be out there.”She helped me mnd this three-bedroom house that was
only like $400 a month, so that was dope. And then she did
everything for me, got the furniture for me, and she would
do the grocery shopping. I had brought my dogs with me, so
she would walk the dogs. And when I would get home from
work, she would run the lines with me.
And she helped me with my emails. At the time I had like
8,000 emails that I hadn’t even checked yet, so she checked
all of them.
Yeah, I know. 8,000 unread emails. And a lot of them
were important.
Friend: “Tiĉany, you’ve got to check your emails more
often. You know you probably missed twenty or thirty
thousand dollars in comedy shows alone?”Tiffany: “Wait—what?”