The Last Black Unicorn

(Ann) #1
Friend:  “You    need    to  make    him     commit,     he  needs   to
make a commitment to you.”

Tiffany:     “He     ain’t   your    boyfriend,  is  he?     I’m     just
enjoying him, leave me alone. I’m going to his game
tonight.”

Friend:  “You    don’t   have    time    for     games,  you’re  busy.
You need to call your agent, you need to call your
manager, you got a telephone interview at six, you got
a set tomorrow . . .”

Just like, ALWAYS telling me what I needed to do.
Which was what I was paying her to do. I mean, she was
really good at it.
I just had issues with that.
So yeah, I had to mre her. We are still friends, but we
don’t talk about money or my career anymore. It’s not
awkward though. At least not for me.
I know that I do need somebody reminding me what to
do. I procrastinate on everything. Like right now. I should’ve
went to the grocery store yesterday to get groceries,
because I’m gonna cook for my brothers and sisters
tomorrow, but I’m like, “Eh, the grocery store is twenty-four
hours, I’ll go later, I’ll do it later.”
ͳen when I get the groceries, it’ll be two o’clock in the
morning, and I’ll get home, and I know I need to marinate
this and do that and I’m just like, “Ah, I’ll do it in the
morning.” ͳen I’ll wake up in the morning and be like, “Ah,

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