I’m still sleepy, I’ll do it in a couple hours.”
ͳen everybody’ll be here, and then I’ll be doing it.
Everybody’ll be waiting for the food and looking at me like,
“Dang Tiff, you knew we was coming, didn’t you?”
Okay, so yeah, I got problems.
But I don’t want to be pestered about them!
How to Handle Backstabbing Bitches
My life is pretty good now, but sometimes I run into some
motherfuckers and shit goes oĉ. I’ll tell you about this one
time, very recently, I was at a wedding.
My boyfriend (at the time) and I were the only black
couple there. We looked good. It was all white people and
us. Very fancy wedding, lots of rich people, etc.
I went in the bathroom and was sitting in the stall
peeing. ͳen, two ladies came in. ͳey must have thought
they were alone, because they started talking loud:
Old Lady 1: “You see that big, black butt that she got?
Oh yeah, she could not fuck him right.”Old Lady 2: “We’ll get her ass out of here, some way.
We’re going to fuck him. We’re going to . . .”And for ten minutes I heard them say terrible racist shit
about me, and talk about getting my boyfriend to leave with
them.
I just sat there, quiet. I was listening, getting madder and