about bacteria and stuĉ onstage, and I have to
research the bacteria, so I’m not giving oĉ false
information.”He didn’t believe me, so he brought his buddy to the
comedy show, to my special, and he’s like:
Accountant: “Yep, this is who I was telling you about,
with the microscope and the seducing men books.”I got all angry—don’t tell everybody that!
Of course, I’m writing about it here, which is worse. But
damn, that’s my decision to spread my business, not his!
Queen Latifah’s House Party
Queen Latifah had a party at her house and invited me. I
asked her if I could bring a couple of my comedian friends,
Hannibal Buress and Lil’ Rel.
Queen Latifah: “Do they got something to lose?”Tiffany: “What?”Queen Latifah: “You never invite nobody to your
house, unless they got something to lose.”Tiffany: “Well, they’re pretty popular entertainers, so I
think they got something to lose.”