The Last Black Unicorn

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Queen    Latifah:    “Yeah,  okay,   well    they    welcome     to
come. Long as they got something to lose.”

So we all went to her house, and it was Fourth of July.
She’s having a party, and we were drinking and having a
good time. All kinds of famous people were there. I was in
the pool, standing there, drinking and talking to Larenz Tate
and his brothers.
I heard a voice that I recognized. I turned and looked,
then turned back to the guys and said:


Tiffany:     “You    guys,   is  that    Mary    J.  Blige,  or  am  I
tripping?”

Larenz: “No,    that’s  Mary    J.  Blige.”

I started backstroking towards her, all smooth right? And
I was like:


Tiffany:    “Hey    girl,   how you doing?”

And I   just    started talking to  her,    but I   was so  drunk.

Tiffany:     “Me     and     my  friends,    we  love    your    music,  we
used to bump it all the time, we still be bumping it.”

And I started singing some of her songs to her, and she
was laughing.


Mary:   “What   do  you do?”
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