The Last Black Unicorn

(Ann) #1

I got out the water, but I had been drinking so much that
I was bloated, so my swimming suit was crawling up in my
butt, it was just looking bad. So I’m trying to dig my
swimming suit out my ass, and Mary J. Blige was looking at
me crazy.


Tiffany:     “I  know    you     looking     at  me  crazy,  but     look,   I
just signed a modeling contract.”

Mary:   “You    did?”

Tiffany:    “Yep,   with    Big Lots.   I’m a   swimsuit    model   for
them. Regular body edition, girl.”

And she just    fell    out laughing.

Mary:   “You    crazy,  girl!”

So Mary oĉered me a drink, or maybe three, or six, and I
don’t remember too much after that. Music had come on, I
started dancing and stuĉ. I was just having a good time, but
I know eventually that Queen Latifah came over and got me
and was like:


Queen    Latifah:    “Tiĉany,    it’s    time    to  go  in  the     house,
you tripping.”

Tiffany:    “Am I   being   bad?”

Queen   Latifah:    “Girl,  yo  ass is  crazy.  You need    to  go  in
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