I got out the water, but I had been drinking so much that
I was bloated, so my swimming suit was crawling up in my
butt, it was just looking bad. So I’m trying to dig my
swimming suit out my ass, and Mary J. Blige was looking at
me crazy.
Tiffany: “I know you looking at me crazy, but look, I
just signed a modeling contract.”
Mary: “You did?”
Tiffany: “Yep, with Big Lots. I’m a swimsuit model for
them. Regular body edition, girl.”
And she just fell out laughing.
Mary: “You crazy, girl!”
So Mary oĉered me a drink, or maybe three, or six, and I
don’t remember too much after that. Music had come on, I
started dancing and stuĉ. I was just having a good time, but
I know eventually that Queen Latifah came over and got me
and was like:
Queen Latifah: “Tiĉany, it’s time to go in the house,
you tripping.”
Tiffany: “Am I being bad?”
Queen Latifah: “Girl, yo ass is crazy. You need to go in