The Last Black Unicorn

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the house.”

So she took me in the house, and I just fell asleep
immediately.
ͳat’s right, I FELL ASLEEP. I did not PASS OUT. I was
just tired, and so I went to SLEEP.
Lil’ Rel and Hannibal put sunglasses on me. When I was
ASLEEP. ͳey would take turns closing my mouth ’cause
my ass was light snoring every time my mouth opened, and
it was bothering everyone who was playing games like
Taboo and Spades.
ͳe next day at the movie set, Queen Latifah was
clowning me.


Queen    Latifah:    “Tiĉany,    you     was     so  funny.  You     was
just dancing all crazy. I haven’t seen Mary J. Blige
laugh like that in years.”

Tiffany:    “For    real?”

Queen    Latifah:    “You    was     the     only    person  that    was
talking to her, besides me and her sister, and Mary
said she really enjoyed you.”

Tiffany:    “Really?”

Jada:   “Yeah   girl,   it  was fun.”

Tiffany:    “Jada,  you was at  the party,  too?”
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