ͳey thought that shit was real funny, that I didn’t even
know Jada was at the party. I guess I SLEPT a lot.
A few weeks later, Mary J. Blige’s security texted me up:
Security: “Hey, you need to hang out with Mary more,
she going through her divorce and stuĉ, and she said
that you her favorite comedian, that you are so funny,
she had such a good time with you. You need to come
hang out with us.”If my sixteen-year-old self had seen that text, I would
have died. Right there on the curb, dead.
But my thirty-mve-year-old self had a TV show to mlm! I
had just got back on ͷe Carmichael Show, so I couldn’t
really hang out, I just didn’t have the time.
So yeah: Mary J. Blige wanted me to come hang out, and
I was like, “I would love to, but I don’t have the time.”
Sorry, Mary! But for real, hit me up again when you in
LA, girl. I got my Big Lots modeling money, we’ll do it right!
Dave Chappelle
I did a show one time (not in LA, in Ohio), and Dave
Chappelle showed up to the show. When he came oĉ stage,
he was like:
Dave: “Tiffany, you’re a genius.”DAVE CHAPPELLE THINKS I’M A GENIUS!