The Last Black Unicorn

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I wasn’t about to let this moment pass by, though. I
immediately hit him up.


Tiffany:    “ͳank   you,    thank   you.    I’m trying  to  work    on
doing my own show, I’d love for you to be on my
show.”

Dave:   “What   show    you trying  to  do?”

Tiffany:     “It’s   called  Judge   Ratchet,    and     I’m     the     judge,
and I’m taking cases that you can’t take to real court.”

Dave:   “Like   what?”

Tiffany:     “Like,  if  somebody    a   dope    dealer,     and     they
lose their dope, ’cause somebody get arrested with it
or whatever, and then they sue them, ’cause they want
their money. ͳey want the dope back, or they want
the money back. Baby mamas tripping, just really
stupid stuff, stuff you can’t take to real court.”

Dave:   “Ah,    that’s  genius, I’mma   do  it.”

Tiffany:    “Cool,  perfect,    when    you gonna   be  in  town?”

Dave:   “No time    soon!”

I was like, okay. At least he was nice about blowing me
off.
But now every time I run into him or I see him, he’s like,

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