The Last Black Unicorn

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got  beat    out     the     closet  for     him.    I   want    him     to  know
this!!”

Producer:    “Okay,  okay,   Tiĉany,     you’ll  meet    him
afterwards, no problem.”

I was a little crazy, I know, but this was my idol growing
up.
So the day came, and I was off stage about to go on, and I
heard him talking about me. He said something like:


Arsenio:     “ͳis    next    comedian    coming  to  the     stage,
guys, not only is she beautiful, and funny, but she’s
smart.”

I thought I was going to die right there. I swear, I was
crying. ͳere was tears coming out of my eyes. I was crying
with joy.


Producer:   “You    okay?”

Tiffany:     “ARSENIO    SAID    I   WAS     SMART   AND
BEAUTIFUL! DID YOU NOT HEAR THAT!! OH
LORD THANK YOU LORD!”

Producer:   “Pull   yourself    together,   girl!   You about   to  go
out there!”

Tiffany:    “Oh my  God,    oh  my  God,    oh  my  God.”
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