The Last Black Unicorn

(Ann) #1
Jada:   “What   the fuck    are you talking about?”

Tiffany:     “Right  when    you     are     about   to  blow    the     fuck
up, when you about to get hella super famous and
have hella unlimited amounts of money, that’s when
you get killed. And it’s always in a small plane. Unless
there is ten white people on that flight, I cannot get on
that flight.”

Jada:   “Something  is  wrong   with    your    brain.”

Tiffany:    “Your   husband said    that    to  me, too.”

When she was in LA, I posted a picture of myself on
Instagram in a dress I thought was nice. Jada hit me up on
text:


Jada:   “Get    a   better  dress.”

She sent me all these links to these designer dresses, but
they’re like $500.


Tiffany:    “Jada,  I   feel    very    fly in  my  $85 dress.”

Jada:   “Who    made    it, Tiffany?”

Tiffany:    “Who    cares?  It  look    good.”

Jada:    “lol,   you     keep    doing   you,    Tiĉany I’ll     explain
when I get back.”
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