The Last Black Unicorn

(Ann) #1

Tiffany: “Seriously though, Jada, I can’t be keeping
this. This is too much.”


Jada: “It’s mne, it’s a gift from me. And I didn’t pay for
it, the designers gave it to me.”


Tiffany: “Oh you got it free? Is that how you so rich,
you get all this expensive shit for free?”


She started laughing at me.


Tiffany: “But seriously, I can’t have this. My
philosophy is that if I can’t keep the amount of money
in there that it costs, I shouldn’t have it. However
much a bag costs, if the bag is a $300 bag, I should be
able to keep $300 in it at all times, or it’s too
expensive.”


Jada was laughing at me again.


Jada: “Well, Tiĉany, why don’t you just put $1200 in
there?”


Tiffany: “I can’t keep that much cash on me! ͳis fake
dog ain’t gonna stop robbers!”


Jada: “Well it’s a gift, and it’s the type of nice designer
bag you should have. You need to find a way to use it.”


I thought about it, and came up with a great idea.

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