The Last Black Unicorn

(Ann) #1

thinking the police were going to show up to my house any
day now to take me to jail.
And I decided I quit. No more dancing, no more Bar
Mitzvahs, nothing. I was done. I stopped doing them. DJ
Timbo was calling me and calling me, telling me people
were requesting me.


Tiffany:     “I  can’t   do  it,     I   can’t.  I   just    can’t   right   now.
This is not a good time. I don’t feel safe.”

DJ  Timbo:  “Tiffany,   they    are asking  for you specifically.
They want you there.”

Tiffany:    “I  don’t   feel    like    people  should  be  around  me.
I’m not safe.”

DJ  Timbo:  “Tiffany,   your    ass is  not deadly.”

Tiffany:    “No,    my  ass is  deadly. That    man is  dead.”

DJ  Timbo:  “Tiĉany,    that    man was old.    It  was his time.
He was probably happy. It was probably the mrst time
he ever danced with a black girl in his life. It was the
happiest moment of his life.”

But Timbo couldn’t talk me into doing them. ͳat man
hadn’t wanted to dance at mrst, and I made him, and then I
booty popped him . . . and now he’s dead! I just felt like a
booty assassin.
ͳen, I got a letter from his daughter. She tipped me—

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