The Last Black Unicorn

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Grandma:     “I  don’t   want    to  be  responsible     if  you     kill
somebody. I’m not signing any paperwork.”

I took the driver’s ed class in school, and I did good.
I needed to be able to drive, because at that time I was
making money as a hype woman for Bar Mitzvahs, and most
of those were out where there wasn’t many bus routes. So I
had to get my social worker and a judge to sign that
paperwork, for me to be able to get my driver’s license.
I had the money to pay for the driving class and all of
that, because of the Bar Mitzvahs. I remember my grandma
was like:


Grandma:    “Oh you think   you just    so  smart,  huh?    You
just mguring out ways around everything, huh? You
think you so smart.”

Tiffany:     “Grandma,   I’m     going   to  be  somebody.   I’m
going to be something, and I know I’ve got to have a
car to do it.”

Grandma:    “You    got that    right,  you do.”

I never understood my grandma. She would be so
encouraging sometimes, and so mean at other times. I’d be
like, I don’t know who this bitch is. I don’t know if she here to
help me or she here to hurt me.
When I was eighteen, she put me out. She wasn’t getting
paid for me anymore, so she just put me out. I was just

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