Sad-sack Jane, the lawyer, says she
should keep her miserable job at the
prestigious firm because she’ll never
find one that she likes that pays as well.
Really? Is that why nobody on earth,
anywhere, is doing a job that they love
and making even more money than you
make, Jane?
Lonely-hearted Sally always says she
can’t find a good, single man because
there aren’t any left out there. Really
Sally? All the good, single men were
hunted down and killed so no matter
how many dates you go on or how many
times you put on sexy high heels and
hang around at Home Depot, you’ll
never bump into one? Was the awesome