So I put together a résumé that listed
such achievements as: produced plays in
college (demanded my friends show up
to watch my boyfriend act); started
several organizations in high school
(started a sledding team that had no
competition and only one meeting where
we spent most of our time figuring out
how to score some beer); worked at my
college radio station (hung around while
my friend DJed). Then I got all dressed
up in some business casuals that I
borrowed from my mom that didn’t fit
and marched off to my interview. A
couple of hours later, me and my big
mouth had a new job.
That night I laid awake in wide-eyed