parking spot so I’ll park in this loading
zone. Oh, look at that, I just spent three
hours I don’t have getting my car out of
the tow garage, another two getting
lost on the way home, and forty-five
minutes complaining about it to my
wife.
I don’t have time to clean my office.
Oh, look at that, I just spent a half an
hour that I don’t have looking for my
phone that was buried beneath a pile of
crap. Oh, and look at that, my phone is
dead, which means I’m about to waste
even more time I don’t have looking for
the damn charger which might be under
this pile of books over here please I
hope...