You Are a Badass

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that even though all signs pointed to
Broke, Clueless, and Stuck, deep down I
knew I could be doing SO much better.
Which is why, even though the sound of
crickets could be heard echoing
throughout my empty bank account, I
wandered into the Audi dealership, took
the brand new Q5 for a spin and let the
sales guy rattle on and on about leather
this and premium that. In my head I was
thinking, “Do you have any idea who I
am? I’m just taking a fantasy break
before heading over to Honda,” but in
my heart I knew better. Way down deep
it was about much more than just a damn
car.

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