You Are a Badass

Imagine yourself sitting by a window,
looking out at a garden on a lovely
spring day. You see birds and bees and
butterflies merrily flitting about, when
all of a sudden, the most beautiful
butterfly in the world catches your eye.
Its stunning turquoise wings make your
heart explode, its joyful flight makes
your soul sing, its metamorphosis from
wet wormy thing to creature of soaring
beauty fills you with inspiration.
Suddenly you leap up, overcome and
crazed with a fierce desire; it must be
mine mine mine! You sprint to the
closet, grab your net, sneak outside and
tiptoe through the tulips, stalking your
beloved prey, all senses alert, focused,