Being Mortal

(Martin Jones) #1

aroundtheidea.WhenIspoketohimnotlongago,he
still recalled the scene vividly.


Thedirectorofnursing,LoisGreising,wassittinginthe
room,theactivitiesleader,andthesocialworker....And
Icanseethethreeofthemsittingthere,lookingateach
other, rolling their eyes, saying, “Thisis going to be
interesting.”


Isaid,“Allright,I’llput itdown.”Iwasbeginningto
think,“I’mnotreallyintothisasmuchasyouare,butI’ll
put two dogs down.”


He said, “Now, what about cats?”


Isaid,“Whataboutcats?”Isaid,“We’vegottwodogs
down on the paper.”


He said, “Some people aren’t dog lovers. They like cats.”


I said, “You want dogs AND cats?”


He said, “Let’s put it down for discussion purposes.”


I said, “Okay. I’ll put a cat down.”


“No,no,no.We’retwofloors.Howabouttwocatson
both floors?”


Isaid,“Wewanttoproposetothehealthdepartmenttwo
dogs and four cats?”


He said, “Yes, just put it down.”


Isaid,“Allright,I’llputitdown.Ithinkwe’regettingoff
base here. This is not going to fly with them.”


He said, “One more thing. What about birds?”

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