One Hundred Years of Solitude

woke up, after eating sixteen
raw eggs, he went directly to
Catarinos store, where his
monumental size provoked a
panic of curiosity among the
women. He called for music
and cane liquor for everyone,
to be put on his bill. He
would Indian-wrestle with
five men at the same time. It
cant be done, they said,
convinced that they would
not be able to move his arm.
He has nińos-en-cruz.