26 The Sunday Times November 14, 2021
COMMENT
A bunker mentality is leading No 10 astray.
The worst thing would be to keep digging
Robert Colvile
the standards regime, or in seeking to
limit journalists’ ability to torment it via
the Freedom of Information Act. Tony
Blair, in his memoirs, described himself
as a “naive, foolish, irresponsible
nincompoop” for giving his enemies
such a stick to beat him with. But
freedom of information and
independent standards regulation are
still good ideas.
Likewise, this is not the first
government to be criticised for giving
contracts to its mates. But the answer is
not to make it even harder to find out
what firms have been receiving subsidies
from the state than when we were in the
EU, as the new Subsidy Control Bill does
at present.
In other words, the best way to
recover from the Paterson debacle is not
to shrink from transparency but to
welcome it. What billed itself upon its re-
election as the “people’s government”
functions best when it is actually on the
people’s side. Johnson, too, is always at
his strongest when he is championing
the masses against the elites. With
Paterson he instead championed the
elites against the masses. He will surely
think twice before making the same
mistake again.
@RColvile
the media, the judiciary, the civil
service, the House of Lords and big
business.
Even once the election was won and
the deal was passed, ministers often
found it frustratingly hard to get things
done: in the Home Office there was a
complete breakdown of relations
between Priti Patel and her senior civil
servants. Elsewhere, those keen to push
back against the rise of woke found
departments keener to host seminars on
planetary destruction and correct
pronoun usage.
The growth of a bunker mentality,
and even a persecution complex, is a
natural part of government. Boris
Johnson’s administration is not the first,
in Britain and elsewhere, to see itself as
surrounded by hostile forces. But it
certainly feels that tendency more than
most. Well before the vote on Paterson,
the standards commissioner had been
identified as one of those with an axe to
grind. So when the opportunity came to
redress the balance, the government
took it. The problem, of course, was that
it had utterly failed to make its case to
anyone outside the bunker. So what
No 10 justified to itself as self-defence
ended up looking like a mugging.
This isn’t just about Paterson. On
A
t this stage it may seem slightly
beside the point to ask exactly
why Boris Johnson did what he
did in the Owen Paterson saga.
When your house has been
swallowed by flames, when
you are lying in the street
coughing your lungs out, the
last thing you want is a well-meaning
neighbour to lean over and explain that
maybe it wasn’t the best idea to try
making your own fireworks.
Even at the time, the attempt to use
the Paterson case to bounce the House
of Commons into rewriting the rules on
standards — via a new committee on
which the government would have a
majority — looked desperately cack-
handed. With the benefit of hindsight it
looks far worse. The Tories have
tarnished their image as a party; the
press is in hot pursuit of parliamentary
wrongdoing; young MPs without second
jobs are furious with older ones who
have them; and both are even more
angry with No 10.
Yet it is important to understand why
the prime minister’s political antennae
utterly failed to function. Because it tells
us something crucial about this
government.
For Johnson’s enemies, there are
three competing explanations for why
No 10 decided not just to defend
Paterson himself, but to attack the
standards commissioner. The first is
simply that this was dodgy Tories
defending their dodgy colleagues. The
second, put forward by one Dominic
Cummings, is that this was a pre-emptive
attempt to insulate Johnson from
censure over the costly redecoration of
his Downing Street flat. The third,
popular with those in the acute stages of
what I once christened Boris
derangement syndrome, is that this was
merely the latest step in an inexorable
campaign by a thuggish government to
crush legitimate dissent.
Of these, it is the third that I find most
interesting — because it is the exact
mirror image of what the government
instinctively feels.
One of the most important things to
understand about the Johnson regime is
that it was born in adversity. Its sacred
mission to push through Brexit was
opposed not just by the other political
parties, and even a swathe of its own,
but by the massed ranks of the
establishment. In its eyes, the
referendum verdict was carried out in
the teeth of opposition (or at the very
least obstruction) from large chunks of
What the
government
justified to itself
as self-defence
ended up looking
like a mugging
On many of these issues Johnson does
have a point. It has been almost half a
century since any government suffered
as many defeats in the Lords — a
phenomenon not unconnected with the
fact that it still has a colossal pro-Remain
majority (including 84 Lib Dems). Nor
does it take the longest exposure to the
output of certain BBC presenters to
suspect a bias towards the left — let alone
Channel 4, which spent the election in a
state of open war with the government.
(Watching the reaction of its studio
audience to the exit poll in December
2019 is still a moment of the purest
schadenfreude.)
But if you are going to say that you are
being treated unfairly, you need to show
how. In the Paterson case there was no
such attempt. Indeed, given the voters’
well-documented scorn for MPs, and
view that they are all in it for themselves,
No 10 took a position that was
guaranteed to lose it all sympathy.
The question here is what lessons
the prime minister takes from this
episode. All governments have a
tendency when criticised to circle the
wagons. The problem is that scrutiny is
an essential part of government. This
administration is not alone, for example,
in feeling it has been unjustly treated by
issue after issue, it feels as though the
prime minister and his enemies are
living in different worlds. In one, a
victimised government is doing its best
to fight back against powerful forces and
insidious ideologies that have seized the
commanding ground. In the other, a
bullying government is stamping down
on criticism.
Yes, and it’s telling, and
sad, that we don’t expect the
PM himself to know when he
is doing something sleazy.
Dan Kavanagh, Largs, Ayrshire
Eyes opened
Johnson’s deceptions and
buffoonery were once part of
the attraction; suddenly
people are starting to see
them for what they are:
deceitful and sinister.
Matthew Goodwin
Richmond, London
The mask slips
My main response to your
report is simply shame. The
Party to a scandal
I was a Conservative voter. No
longer. Most Tory MPs seem
prepared to sacrifice their
integrity to follow a dishonest
leader. It is essential that The
Sunday Times continues to
expose the corruption at the
heart of the party.
AK Cherry, Bristol
Sleazy street
Your leading article notes:
“Either there is nobody brave
enough to tell the prime
minister when he or his
ministers are doing
something sleazy ... or when
they do he ignores them.”
It’s not ego: Greta
has conviction
Jeremy Clarkson is usually
entertaining, but I have to
part company with him on his
trashing of Greta Thunberg
(News Review, last week). He
called her “a bucket of ego”
but in fact she is refreshingly
free of self-aggrandisement.
She constantly says it is not
about her, but about the
behaviour of the intransigent
egomaniacs who lead the
most polluting countries on
earth — they are the ones who
really deserve a metaphorical
smack to the bottom.
Thunberg’s individual
gesture to call out the grown-
ups out may make her a pest,
but don’t underestimate the
effectiveness of pester power.
Sierra Hutton-Wilson,
Evercreech, Somerset
We’re doing our best
At last the voice of reason
speaks. Clarkson’s suggestion
that UK protesters take their
cause to China may not be
practical, but they could
protest outside the main
offender’s embassy in
London instead of disrupting
life throughout a country that
is trying, through legislation
and personal commitment, to
do its bit for the planet.
Peter Eveson, Diss, Norfolk
China’s lead
Clarkson put his finger on the
problem when stating that
“today we have a planet that’s
being fried because too many
people are living on it”.
Exactly, and it is the demand
produced by this that is
driving climate change. The
solution? The world should
follow China’s former policy
of one child per family.
John P Fox, London SE12
Reproduction line
Clarkson’s column was
wonderful stuff and his
argument was bang-on. When
will one of the self-righteous
young admit that the real
problem is too many people?
Helen Lewis, Machynlleth,
Powys
Grow up
I was disgusted by Clarkson’s
column. Does he really think
I paid for my care
over 50 years
Gordon Bonnyman says the
wealthy old should be charged
for NHS care (Letters, last
week). I take a different view.
I worked continuously from
the age of 15 to 65. For those
50 years my national
insurance contributions
were paying the care costs of
the previous generation. I
have rarely troubled the
health service.
I am now 83. Statistically,
my remaining years must be
few — but having contributed
for so long, I will feel no guilt
in using the “free” NHS
during my remaining years
should I need it.
Peter Hinchley
Garforth, Leeds
After care
I unreservedly apologise to
your correspondent Michael
Willster, and to all younger
generations, for being born
and thus requiring care in my
older years. However, I would
point out that it was my dad’s
fault for wanting a family
mother of parliaments is as
corrupt as any banana
republic. How dare we talk
about British values and
democracy: it’s just a sham.
Mary O’Brien, Sutton, London
House rules
The Sunday Times has done
us all a favour by highlighting
the link between giving large
sums to a political party (in
particular, the Conservative
Party) and securing a seat in
the Lords. But if we continue
(rightly or wrongly) to reject
wholesale state funding of
political parties, while
keeping an unelected second
We reported last week that those who gave £3 million to the Tory party all became peers
Your revelations of the
peerages scandal have Boris
Johnson at their heart (“New
Tory sleaze row as donors
who pay £3m get seats in
Lords”, News, last week). The
Tory party knew of his lies
and dubious dealings and still
voted to make him leader.
The consequences were
never in much doubt.
He is not Winston
Churchill; he is not Donald
Trump; he is Jacob Zuma,
taking us on the same path to
national disaster and disgrace.
Stephen Poole, Eastleigh
Overgrown schoolboy
A recurring theme in your
excellent Insight investigation
is Johnson’s belief that he is,
in the words of a former Tory
chairman, “immune from the
rules”. Here’s another quote,
from his housemaster at Eton
40 years ago: “I think he
honestly believes that it is
churlish of us not to regard
him as an exception, one who
should be free of the network
of obligation which binds
everyone else.” Our prime
minister has not changed
since then.
David Woodhead
Leatherhead, Surrey
Our Christmas tables may
lack a bird, if recent reports
are right. However, our story
last week suggested booze
will be plentiful — it’s
travelling by rail. Elizabeth
Shaw reflected: “I hope this
will not turn out to be a
stopgap. If we make more use
of the freight train in future,
we will not only be saving
Christmas but also doing
something towards saving the
planet.” Amy Ryan was
intrigued that “seemingly
small tweaks such as
postponing track works,
lengthening some trains and
adding a few trains in unused
slots can save hundreds of
lorry journeys and start to
free up ports”. Terry
mcdonnell pointed out:
“This country has been
moving goods on freight
trains for a long time. Near
Northampton we’re building
a huge depot: the
infrastructure is under way.”
Garioch steamed in: “One
such infrastructure project is
HS2. It will considerably
increase capacity on the west
coast line, which already
moves 40 per cent of the
UK’s rail freight; freight is
mostly confined to night-time
running because of daytime
congestion with passenger
trains.”
A lesser law of physics
holds that headline writers
will have a field day with
articles about electricity.
Apparently readers are
affected too: Rufus Ward
took the title of our report on
a promising electric aircraft
and flew with it: “‘Shocks
away’ — ha-ha! Watt a re-
volting pun. Ampressive idea
in the current world ...” Paul
Hough insisted: “You must
admit they have potential,
Rufus,” but Achilles thought:
“The project will come up
against some resistance”, and
UnderWhelmed added: “I’m
sure the MOD will eventually
do a volte-face.”
Mashed Swede
Rod Liddle tells us the Swedes
have developed a vegan
burger that tastes of human
flesh (Comment, last week).
The question that bothers me
is: how do they know?
Jeffrey Box, Shalford, Surrey
Hot wheels
When my bicycle was stolen
from a busy market square,
the police said they would
review the CCTV the next day
but instead closed the case
after two hours (“More than
half of stolen bikes end up
sold online”, News, last
week). Months later they
phoned to conduct a survey
on the service I had received
for what they insisted was “an
incidence of antisocial
behaviour”. “What service?” I
had to ask. Is it any wonder
bike theft is rife if they refuse
to acknowledge that it is a
crime?
Brendan Russell, Esher, Surrey
Trigger warning
I could not agree more with
your article on the dreadful
National Rifle Association
(World News, last week). I
lived in Indianapolis from
1995 to 1999. The local shop
would not sell wine to go with
our meal on a Sunday, but I
could go to the shop next
door and buy a gun and
ammunition, despite not
even being an American
citizen.
Brian Gibb
Ottershaw, Surrey
Tinkle, tinkle, little star
Thanks for the amusing
article on space loos (“To
boldly go ... when you really
need to go”, News Review,
last week). As an 89-year-old
woman who has to get up
three times every night, I
fancy the Nasa equipment: do
you know where I can buy it?
Pat Farr, Truro
Before the boom
In his generational crib sheet
(News Review, last week)
Martin Hemming shows the
typical introspection of the
millennial by going back
through Generations Z, Y and
X but stopping at the baby
boomers, those born in 1945-
- I was born in 1941 —
familiar with cod liver oil and
hand-cranked mangles, but
also among the first
rock’n’rollers. What letter
should be assigned to us? Are
we Gen W?
Colin Jordan, London W4
Debrief needed
You report that the
government may penalise
“warring couples” who go
to the family court (News,
last week). In my own
experience and that of
friends, it is not the couples
who are clogging up the
system but their legal teams.
Under their influence, what
starts as a reasonable
negotiation soon becomes
intolerable, and each party
loses sight of what they set
out to achieve — while the
lawyers chase their firm’s fee
targets.
Edgar Katz, Devon
Market returns
Further to your story on the
“flea market sleuth” (News,
last week), a similar sleuth
recently sent me a copy of
The Raid Spotter’s Note Book,
published in 1941. He said he
had bought it from a stall in
Dalston, east London, and
found my name and former
address written inside. I must
have attempted to use it
during the war when I was an
Air Scout. What is most
remarkable is that, although I
have since moved four times,
Royal Mail was able to deliver
it to me.
Michael Zaidner
Bushey Heath, Hertfordshire
1940 Coventry Cathedral
smashed by German bombs
1952 New Musical Express
launches UK singles chart
1973 Princess Anne marries
Mark Phillips
1994 Eurostar service
through Channel Tunnel
begins operation
PJ O’Rourke is 74 today
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chamber whose members are
chosen by the government,
little will change.
Tim Bale, professor of politics
Queen Mary University of
London
New broom
One way out of sleaze is the
immediate abolition of the
House of Lords. A senate of
100 people who had made a
significant contribution in
their careers, carefully
chosen by an independent
panel, should be the
replacement. They should
have no expense accounts,
but a salary commensurate
with the work.
Elizabeth Roe, Chelmsford
A taste of his own medicine
Johnson deserves credit as
the man we needed to get us
out of the EU. But the
qualities that helped him
push through a single issue
against all opposition are not
those needed for sober
governance. The time has
come to get rid of a leader
who has served his purpose,
before his antics convince the
electorate that all Tories are
incompetent and dishonest.
Francis Bown, London E3
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when he came back from
winning the war.
Ian Nelson, Northampton
Dear prudence
Willster’s point about taxing
the profit on family homes
doesn’t take into account that
many paid for those homes by
forgoing the “live for today”
pleasures — smart cars,
clothes, holidays and so on —
that others indulged in. To hit
the prudent with a massive
tax for their own care, while
helping those who have
blithely blown their own
money, just isn’t fair.
Michael Ward, Manchester
Pay on demise
I’m a baby boomer with a
stupidly valued house. When
I pop my clogs, the state will
take 40 per cent of its value,
minus the inheritance tax
allowance (assuming old age
care doesn’t eat it all up).
That’ll be half a million for
the state coffers at current
rates. I’m not sure where the
notion arises that we
boomers don’t pay.
Paul Matarewicz,
Rickmansworth, Hertfordshire
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it’s appropriate to suggest
that an 18-year-old woman,
who campaigns on the
world’s most urgent problem,
“needs a smacked bottom”?
Robert Westwood, Alderholt,
Dorset
First World problems
Clarkson’s analysis is
excellent. The protesters tell
us nothing that we are not
aware of, and the world has
other problems. About 26
million refugees, including
nearly six million
Palestinians, live in squalid
camps. Millions more are
heading towards starvation in
Afghanistan. Our leaders
focus on just one problem and
kick the destitute, stateless
millions into the long grass.
Taifur Rahman, Rayleigh,
Essex
Blowing smoke
If he believes in personal
action, why is Clarkson still
reviewing gas-guzzling cars?
Last week he drove one that
weighed more than two
tonnes and averaged 25mpg.
Will Longman, Crewkerne,
Somerset
Families will have
a say on Grenfell
A story in The Sunday Times
in September suggested that a
decision had been taken
within government to
deconstruct Grenfell Tower
(“Grenfell Tower to be torn
down amid safety fears”,
News, September 5).
I make no criticism of The
Sunday Times’s decision to
report this story, which came
from government sources.
However, the news caused
tremendous and justified
upset to many of those
bereaved by the Grenfell
tragedy, many who survived
it and many who live in the
local area. I am truly sorry on
behalf of the government that
it ever should have occurred.
As the new secretary of
state for housing, I write to
make clear that I will take a
different approach. I am
determined to hear directly
from the community before
any decision about the future
of the tower is taken, and I
have begun that process of
engagement. Any decision on
the future of the tower will be
communicated not through
anonymous briefings, but
directly and respectfully to
those affected.
Michael Gove
Secretary of state for
levelling-up, housing and
communities, London SW1
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