TYLER WILDE
I recently bought a TV so
that I can stop watching
movies at my desk with
the ShadowPlay overlay
visible. It was expensive,
so here are some not so
expensivegames.
QUAKE (ENHANCED)
bethesda.net/game/quake
A remaster ofthe inspiration for all
the filthy-looking, hard-angle-having
shooters people over 35keep
making foreach other. Make sure to
rebind themouse and keyboard
controls tosome ridiculous
pre-WASDconfigurationfor theold
school experience.
D O N ’ T S TO P
CALL OF JUAREZ: GUNSLINGER
bit.ly/3bbmhWE
No mucking about aroundhere:
Just lotsof dudes poppingup from
behind Old West things– bars,
wagons, you know– and getting shot
by you. £11 and 4.65GB gets youfive
or so hours of what we correctly
considered high quality fun in 2013.
Regularly on salefor even less.
L I V E FO R F UN
COOKIE CLICKER
orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker
The infamous web game about
clicking on a cookie to makemore
cookies isnow on Steam for £4. If
you’re unsure why you’d want to click
on a cookieto make more cookies,
then try the freeweb version first.
Youmay spend several hoursnot
finding theanswer.
N E V E R GE T B O R E D
PLEASE,DON’T TOUCH ANYTHING
bit.ly/3jFOj1a
Before the greatLoop Hero,
developer Four Quarters made this
£4 game in which you aren’t meant
to touch anything. Butif you dopress
the big red button on the control
panel you’re meantto leave alone,
something might happen.And isn’t
that all wewant in life?
B E G T O D I F F E R
BACK 4 BLOOD
back4blood.com
The unofficial Left 4Dead 3is £50,
which doesfeel a bit outdated fora
four-player co-op game,even though
it’sworth it. But B4Bis also onXbox
Game Pass for PC, so you and your
friends can go get chomped by a
horde of zombos for£8a month
instead, if you want.
B R E A K T H E M O L D
LORDS OF THE FALLEN
bit.ly/2Zjg8oF
Insteadof staring at the Elden Ring
subreddit waiting for new details,
play a game that probably isn’t as
good as Elden Ringwill be, but will
sate your thirstfor dodging giant
swords anyway.LotFhas gotten a
few patches since my 58% review,
and regularly goeson sale for £4.
G O P L AY
FUSER
fuser.com
£50felt too pricey for this nifty
Harmonix DJing sim,regardless of
how much I enjoyed defacingrecent
hits by ruthlessly dropping the vocal
track fromSmash Mouth’s AllStar
into the middle of them.A year later,
Fuseris down toa much more
agreeable £18. Go ruin some songs.
G E T T H ES H O W O N
PUNCH CLUB
lazybeargames.com/game/punch-club
I’ve recently gotten to know some
amateur boxers, andit turns out that
Punch Clubpresentsa pretty
accurate picture of a boxer’slife:
work, train, eat, sleep, fight. Granted,
none of the boxers I’ve met have
fought any crocodiles yet, but I’m
sure that’ll happen any day now.
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