The Times Magazine 37
05.06 Portuguese
man o’ war
“No sooner had
Portugal been added
to the government’s
travel green list
than it was removed
again, forcing Britons
to scramble to return
home or face ten days
in quarantine. The
system was a mess,
but I quite like the
drawing of Johnson
here; he works
well as a jellyfish...
no backbone.”
26.06 Hands,
face, bottom
“Matt Hancock
had been caught
on CCTV kissing
and fondling his aide
Gina Coladangelo,
in a clear breach
of his own rules
on social distancing.
In hindsight, I wish
I’d put ‘arse’ on
the lectern rather
than bottom.”