and take me out, and I have this other one that’s my sex
toy.”
Now, admittedly this isn’t all women. But believe me
when I tell you that if you get on the ‘friendship’ program,
you’re very likely to stay there. And the friendship road is
paved with gifts and dinners.
Trust me. If you do too many things for her, you’re
going to spend a lot of time and $$$ and most likely
never wind up with anything to show for it other than a
curious dry feeling just below your abdomen.
For the record, I really like e-mail communication
better than phone communication. I got probably 4 out of
5 women that I e-mailed to write back, as opposed to
maybe 1 out of 2 or 3 calls returned the first time.
I’d write and say, “Hey, it was nice meeting you last
night... what are you up to this week? Would you like to
join me for a cup of something wonderful and some
stimulating conversation? Talk to me.”
If they don’t answer that one, I’d write back a couple
of days later with, “What, playing hard to get already?
Nice. Talk to me.”
I’d get most of them e-mailing me back by this point.
When they did, I’d say, “What’s your # and when’s a
good time to reach you?”
Now, here’s why I did this... Duh! When you e-mail
them, for some reason they feel like you’re friends
because you’ve e-mailed back and forth... don’t ask me to
explain it... it took me two and a half years to figure it
out.
They also return your calls after you’ve e-mailed them
a couple of times... again, don’t ask me why, some freaky
chick thing.