I have a good friend who’s the best I’ve ever seen at
picking up women in bars and having sex with them that
night. Now, I do better getting numbers and following up.
But this guy is just a machine. And his whole mindset
towards meeting women is to be “cocky and funny” (his
words). My opinion is that women are turned off by
arrogant men... UNLESS... they’re DAMN FUNNY. This
combination attracts women like MAGIC, so I’m following
in my buddy’s footsteps.
I’ll try to summarize the character that I’ve
developed:
“I know that this girl is secretly trying to pick me up...
I’m going to play hard to get, make fun of her, be
indifferent towards her, and generally bust her balls as
much as possible. I know that she loves a guy that is so
sarcastic that it makes her nervous, so I’m going to really
keep the heat on... and when she starts to show any
interest at all on the outside, I’m going to blow her off
and make her prove to me that she wants me... so I can
reject her again.”
I’d do crazy things, like if I was standing next to a girl
at a bar, I’d turn to her and say in a completely serious
voice, “Will you PLEASE stop touching me?” And then look
them right in the eye.
Or say, “What are you doing at a bar for godsakes?
Can’t you find a nice normal guy? Or are you desperate?”
All with a completely straight face.
I’d say things that make them actually think that I’m
serious, but leave a shadow of a doubt.
Here’s what I’m looking for: If they respond in an
insecure way and say, “Oh, I’m sorry... I didn’t know that
I was touching you”, I’d keep it going... and say, “Well,
you did. And if you’re going to keep doing it, I’d