REALLY feel about it?” The sarcasm is that they’ve
shown that they have VERY strong feelings, so the
“How do you REALLY feel” creates a joke on them
that they’re overly emotional.
- Say, “Anyway” and look away quickly after making
a wisecrack. For instance, if someone says, “That
girl over there is ugly” say, “Oh, I thought she was
you – anyway” (look away quickly). The looking
away and quick “Anyway” (trying to get off the
topic) creates a funny moment.
- Misinterpret what women say. Always listen for
opportunities to misinterpret words. If you say,
“Let’s go over to the bar to have a drink” and the
woman says, “Let’s do it”, turn to her and say,
“Let’s do it? You mean right here? I think the line
for a bathroom stall is too long, and I’d rather have
a drink.”
- Look for sexual innuendo in everything and use it
to accuse her of trying to seduce you before you
even know her. If she says, “Well, I’m getting
tired, and I think it’s time for bed”, say, “Bed? I
mean, I don’t even know if you know how to kiss...
and you’re trying to get me into bed? What
happened to the old days when you could be
friends first?”
- Exaggerate. If an overweight woman walks by, say,
“What would you guess? 900 pounds?” Or if a
woman complains about a part of her body or her
clothing (I love these opportunities), exaggerate it.
For instance, if she says, “My hair looks like hell
today”, you say, “I didn’t want to say anything.”
Ohhhh this is funny stuff. You’ll usually get a hit on
the arm (in which case you can spank her on the
ass). Then you can go on all night making fun of
her hair, talking about how everyone is looking at
it, how you’re embarrassed to be seen with her
