Double Your Dating

(Amelia) #1
REALLY feel about it?” The sarcasm is that they’ve
shown that they have VERY strong feelings, so the
“How do you REALLY feel” creates a joke on them
that they’re overly emotional.


  1. Say, “Anyway” and look away quickly after making
    a wisecrack. For instance, if someone says, “That
    girl over there is ugly” say, “Oh, I thought she was
    you – anyway” (look away quickly). The looking
    away and quick “Anyway” (trying to get off the
    topic) creates a funny moment.

  2. Misinterpret what women say. Always listen for
    opportunities to misinterpret words. If you say,
    “Let’s go over to the bar to have a drink” and the
    woman says, “Let’s do it”, turn to her and say,
    “Let’s do it? You mean right here? I think the line
    for a bathroom stall is too long, and I’d rather have
    a drink.”

  3. Look for sexual innuendo in everything and use it
    to accuse her of trying to seduce you before you
    even know her. If she says, “Well, I’m getting
    tired, and I think it’s time for bed”, say, “Bed? I
    mean, I don’t even know if you know how to kiss...
    and you’re trying to get me into bed? What
    happened to the old days when you could be
    friends first?”

  4. Exaggerate. If an overweight woman walks by, say,
    “What would you guess? 900 pounds?” Or if a
    woman complains about a part of her body or her
    clothing (I love these opportunities), exaggerate it.
    For instance, if she says, “My hair looks like hell
    today”, you say, “I didn’t want to say anything.”
    Ohhhh this is funny stuff. You’ll usually get a hit on
    the arm (in which case you can spank her on the
    ass). Then you can go on all night making fun of
    her hair, talking about how everyone is looking at
    it, how you’re embarrassed to be seen with her

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