“How do you feel about marriage?”
“Do you want kids?”
“How do you feel about me?”
“Do I look fat in these pants?”
Know what I’m talking about?
Well, it took me awhile, but I finally figured out how to
deal with tough questions: Evasive Action.
Here’s how it works. If she asks you a tough question,
don’t miss a beat – respond with the answer she wants to
hear. Then throw in a slapstick comedy line.
For instance:
Say she asks: “Are you seeing other women?”
You answer: “No... other men.”
Get it?
Here’s another one:
She asks: “Do you love me?”
You answer: “Of course... as a friend.”
And another:
She asks: “Where were you last night? I called.”
You answer: “I was home thinking about you... but
since you didn’t call early enough, I went out and hired
ten strippers.”