PETER
Oh, hang on. Let’s go in here.Peter steers May to the living room.
HAPPY
Is that the door?NOSEY NEIGHBOR
(peering in)
Hey, is it true?HAPPY
I was gonna go, but--MJ hurries to shut the door on a NOSEY NEIGHBOR.
MJ
Not now!HAPPY- -I’ll stick around if you want.
The Neighbor KNOCKS:
NOSEY NEIGHBOR (O.S.)
Open up!Peter sits May down.
MAY
(whispering)
I didn’t know you were so awkward
about sex, Peter.PETER
This has nothing to do with sex!MJ runs to shut one of the living room blinds while... BUZZ-
BUZZ! The front door rings again.
HAPPY
Look, I’m really feeling like I
shouldn’t be part of this
conversation. I should go, but if
you wanna go over it again, I mean,
I’m--COMMOTION from outside the building.
HAPPY (CONT'D)
What’s that sound?