Spider Man No Way Hom Screenplay

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They both flip mid-air and land.


Raimi-Verse Peter QUICKLY WEBS Webb-Verse Peter’s web
slinger. Webb-Verse Peter nods, impressed.


NED
(to Raimi-Verse Peter)
Wait, so you’re Spider-Man too.
Why didn’t you just say that?

RAIMI-VERSE PETER
I generally don’t go around
advertising it. Kind of defeats
the whole “anonymous superhero”
thing.

WEBB-VERSE PETER
(sotto)
I just said that.

MJ
(sotto, re: Webb-Verse
Peter)
It’s what he just said.

Lola points about the room, giving a long, passionate speech
in Tagalog. The Peters patiently wait for her to finish so
that Ned can translate.


NED
My Lola is asking if you could
clean up the webs you just shot?

WEBB-VERSE PETER
Oh, sorry, Lola.

RAIMI-VERSE PETER
Yes, of course.

LOLA
I’m going to bed.

As she walks off...


NED
Night, Lola.

MJ
Good night, Ned’s Lola.

Webb-Verse Peter starts cleaning up the kitchen, as Raimi-
Verse Peter approaches MJ and Ned.

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