PETER
No way!
NED
Yeah!
(then, sincere)
And I promise you, I won’t turn
into a super villain and try to
kill you.
Webb-Verse Peter pats Ned on the back. Proud of him.
PETER
(reeling)
Okay... thank you?
(shaking it off)
Um, all right. Here goes nothing.
(to MJ)
What’s that thing you always say:
“Expect disappointment and--”
MJ
No, no, no. No... we’re gonna kick
some ass.
PETER
Okay.
RAIMI-VERSE PETER
Cure. Cure some ass.
NED
Cure that ass.
EXT. NEW YORK CITY - VARIOUS - LATER (NIGHT)
Over various establishing shots of New York City, J. Jonah
Jameson goes live:
J. JONAH JAMESON (V.O.)
Ladies and gentlemen, the Bugle tip
line has just received a call from
none other than the fugitive known
as Spider-Man! Fresh from his
rampage in Queens. So Peter
Parker. What pernicious propaganda
are you peddling?
PETER (V.O.)
Just the truth.
J. JONAH JAMESON (V.O.)
Oh sure...