Spider Man No Way Hom Screenplay

(JuriyJ) #1

PETER


No.
(to Ned)
You?

NED
(reading)
“In light of recent controversy, we
are unable to consider your
application at this time.”

PETER
This is so not fair. I mean, this
is so not fair! I didn’t do
anything wrong. I mean, you guys
definitely didn’t do anything
wrong.

MJ
Expect disappointment and you will
never get disappointed.

Suddenly, Flash enters, sporting an MIT sweatshirt. He
begins singing the BEASTIE BOYS’ “NO SLEEP TILL BROOKLYN.”


FLASH
“No sleep till - - bum-bum, bum-
buuuum... Boston!”

He looks to the others - - so? Gets nothing.


FLASH (CONT'D)
You guys didn’t get in?

NED
Yeah, because we’re actually
friends with Spider-Man.

Flash checks his watch.


FLASH
Uh yeah, I better get going.
There’s a-- They have a mixer for
new admissions and... sorry, guys.

Flash quickly retreats out the door.


DONUT SHOP BOSS (O.S.)
Jones, what are you doing? Get
back to work.

MJ
Yeah, I’m coming.
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